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Killer Angels
Killer Angels (Sha shou tain shi) Directed by Tony Lui Jun-Guk. Starring Moon Lee. (1989).The adorable and talented Moon Lee is someone I was completely obvious to before this review. I had seen a...
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The Undertaker
Directed by Franco Steffanino (1988)For everyone who's ever seen the incomplete Maniac 2 film Mr. Robbie and said " Why did Joe Spinell have to die before this masterpiece was completed", you can now...
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The Deathmaster
The DeathMaster Directed By Ray Danton Starring Robert Quarry (1972).I never thought much of Robert Quarry and always found his Count Yorga series to be the vampire equivalent to cinematic Nyquil. In...
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Zombie 3
Zombie 3 (Zombie Flesh Eaters 2) Directed By Bruno Mattei/C. Fragasso/Lucio Fulci (1988).I've never wanted to watch any of the Zombie sequels because I put the 1979 Chunkblower gut munching classic on...
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Movie Review: THE 7TH DAY (2012)
The 7th Day Directed By Jason M. Koch.From the makers of PLEASURES OF THE DAMNED (2005) and ISLE OF THE DAMNED (2008), two frolicsome horror-gore-comedies, comes … a different sort of love story. Allen...
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Dracula 3D
DRACULA 3D Directed by Dario Argento. Starring Asia Argento, Rutger Hauer. (2012)BY GRAHAM RAEAh, the perils of boredom, eh? I subjected myself to Dario Argento’s World of Incest tonight with…(listens...
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Touch And Go
Touch And Go (Point Of Return, Yi chu ji fa) Directed By Ringo Lam Starring Sammo Hung (1991).The last Sammo Hung picture we reviewed was the notorious Panty Hose Hero, a vile homophobic oddly...
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A Taste Of Killing And Romance
A Taste of Killing and Romance. Starring Andy Lau. Directed By Veronica Chan (1994). Shanghai, dark city of lavish nightclubs and neon sleaze where cold blooded assassins on motorbikes gun down the...
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RASPUTIN Orgy in the Czar's Court
Rasputin aka An Orgy of Corruption (1984)Time for a little Theater of Guts History Lesson before we talk about this film. Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a wannabe monk that flunked and then became a...
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Virgins Of The Seven Seas
Virgins Of The Seven Seas (The Bod Squad, Yang Chi, Karate Kusse Blonde Katzen) Directed by Ernst Hofbauer & Chih-Hung Kuei (1974).It's almost as if the German girls from Schulmadchen Report did a...
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Mantis In Lace
MANTIS IN LACE Directed By William Rotsler. Starring Susan Stewart (1968). Lila (Stewart) is the devious red hot stripper described in the title song as "The Mantis" in question. More buxom strippers...
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Night Of Bloody Horror
Night Of Bloody Horror Directed By Joy N. Houck Jr. Starring Gerald McRaney (1969).Like The Herman's Hermits song, "Something Tells Me I'm Into Something GOOD"!From the bubble popping and weird lights...
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The Virgin Of Nuremberg
Virgin Of Nuremberg (Horror Castle, La Vergine di Norimberga) Starring Christopher Lee. Directed By Antonio Margheriti (1963). If I didn't know any better I would think this was a Bava flick, all the...
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Bomb Disposal Officer: Baby Bomb
Bomb Disposal: Officer Baby Bomb (Chai dan zhuan jia bao bei zha dan), Starring Anthony Wong. Directed By Jamie Luk (1994).During Easter, eager kids are in the aisles looking for chocolate, but instead...
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Kris Gilpin's IMHO Dept : The History Of Flem
Kris Gilpin, veteran zine interviewer, writer and satirist who's worked for Subhuman, Deep Red and Temple Of Schlock, agreed to join the ranks at TOG, here's the first of many projects to come! The...
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Family Enforcer
Family Enforcer (Death Collector) directed by Ralph Devito Starring Joe Cortese. (1976)Before Joe Pesci was stabbing other mooks with pens and crushing heads in vices, he was a struggling actor and...
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Creature 2013
CREATURE 2013 Directed By Ronny Carlsson. Starring Daniela Melin. (2013).Carlsson is a young film maker from Sweden who has potential and was kind enough to send us this screener via Youtube. The...
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UP!
Getting "Up!" with Russ Meyer Starring Janet Wood, Kitten Natividad (1976).The IMHO Dept. of Kris Gilpin!The late, great, gleefully anti-P.C. sleazemeister Russ Albion Meyer once said, "I wanted to...
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Jingle Bell Rocks!/Interview with Al Aitchison
"Jingle Bell Rocks!, What the Hell is this doing on the blog?" Well this year the Grinches at Theater of Guts' hearts have grown three sizes today! Jingle Bell Rocks! is a documentary about Christmas...
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Women and Bloody Terror
Women and bloody terror (His Wife's Habit) Directed By Joy N. Houck Jr. Starring Marcus Grapes (1970).Joy N. Houck jr. strikes again and this time he's brought Marcus J. Grapes! (gotta love that name)!...
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