Don't Mess With My Sister
Don't Mess With My Sister Directed By Meir Zarchi Starring Joe Perce (1985).From The IMHOP Dept. of Kris GilpinNo, that title (an incredibly stupid one, indeed) is not a joke. As far as I know, this is...
View ArticleNight Of The Bloody Apes
Night Of The Bloody Apes (La horripilante Bestia Humana) Directed By Rene Cardona Sr. (1969/72).If you've seen the epic trailer that finishes out Mad Rons Prevues From Hell, then you've seen the monkey...
View ArticleMongrel (1982)
Mongrel (1982, directed and written by Robert A. Burns)Review by Goat Scrote It was easy for me to get suckered into watching "Mongrel" because I'm a foaming, rabid lunatic when it comes to killer...
View ArticleThe Last Shark
The Last Shark Directed By Enzo G. Castellari Starring Vic Morrow (1981).This film opens with an italio-disco ditty crammed with unintelligible lyrics that mention cocaine will mess up your brain as a...
View ArticleMessalina Messalina
Messalina, Messalina (Caligula 2, Empress Of Rome,) Directed By Bruno Corbucci, Starring Anneka Di Lorenzo (1977).There has been alot of dull garbage in the catalog lately, I'm basically scrapping the...
View ArticleAssault: Jack The Ripper
Assault Jack The Ripper Directed By Yasuharu Hasebe, Starring Tamaki Katsura 1976.Down at a fancy bakery restaurant, a curly haired waitress and a cake decorator's relationship begins to blossom. The...
View ArticleEyeball
Eyeball (1975)AKA Gatti rossi in un labirinto di vetroAKA The Secret KillerStarring: Martine Brochard, John RichardsonDirected By: Umberto LenziReview By: "Machine Gun" KristinSPOILERS! (*Zoinks!*) The...
View ArticleRunaway Blues
Runaway Blues (Biao Cheng, Insaciable Venganza) Directed By David Lai Starring Andy Lau (1989).There is one title in the Deep Red catalog that's so elusive, any attempt at a Google search or any other...
View ArticleThe Beast and the Magic Sword
"in distant times and when all fantasy was possiblethe tragic legend of Waldemar Daninsky and his eternal curse was born."-Reviewed by Skunkape-The Beast and the Magic Sword directed by Paul Naschy...
View ArticleIntrepidos Punks
"Intrepidos Punks"(1980)Starring: Princesa Lea, Juan Valentín, Ana Luisa Peluffo, Juan GallardoDirected By: Francisco GuerreroReview by:"Machine Gun" Kristin SPOILERS! (of course ya dummy) This movie...
View ArticleRaped By An Angel 2: The Uniform Fan
Raped By An Angel 2: The Uniform Fan (Keung gaan chai fook yau waak) Directed By Aman Chang. Starring Francis Ng Chun-Yu (1998). I was slightly apprehensive to watch this sequel, I mean how could they...
View ArticleCemetery Of Terror
Cemetery Of Terror (Zombie Apocalypse, Friedhof des Satans) Directed By Ruben Galindo Jr. starring Hugo Stiglitz (1985).Hugo Stiglitz and Rene Cardona Part III are in this very special Mexican edition...
View ArticleSatanic Attraction
Satanic Attraction Directed By Fauzi Mansur, starring Gabriela Toscano (1990).As I was scouring my dog-eared, decrepit copy of the infamous Deep Red catalog looking for the next rarity to place under a...
View ArticleWeng's Chop Alert!!!
Hello Readers, please buy a copy of Weng's Chop Magazine it features many TOG contributors like Greg Goodsell, Graham Rae and Kris Gilpin along with other talented writers. Brian Harris, Tony Strauss...
View ArticleRitual Of Death
Ritual Of Death Directed By Fauzi Mansur starring Olair Coan (1990).When Skunkape and I watched this together recently, both of our jaws dropped as we heard the opening credit 80's montage style song...
View ArticleWhy all the FUTZ (1969)? NOT the worst of its type
FUTZ! Directed By Tom O' Horgan (1969).Review By Greg GoodsellInterested in a story involving incest, bestiality and murder in a rural rustic community? Performed by a cast of hippie hillbillies that...
View ArticleKris Gilpin Interviews: Mr. X, Confessions of a Porno Cinematographer
TOG's interpretation of Mr. X in his rumpus roomConfessions Of A Porno CinematographerBy Kris GilpinHere's a Disclaimer that Goat Scrote provided:We specialize in the...
View ArticleThe Headhunter
The Head hunter (The Killer in Love, Lie tou, Long goodbye). Directed By Lau Shing-Hon Starring Chow Yun Fat (1982). Right from the start there's a severed head in the jungle, chopsocky dubbing and...
View ArticlePoint/ Counterpoint Review: The Candy Snatchers
From Time to Time we branch out and try something different, in the past we had a word brawl over Night Of The Demon between Crank and Skunkape.Tonight on the program we've invited Heavyweight film...
View ArticleBig Alligator River
Big Alligator River (Il fiume del grande caimano,The Great Alligator ) Directed By Sergio Martino, Starring Mel Ferrer (1979).There are certain movies where the soundtrack is better then the film....
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