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Kris Gilpin's take on House By The Cemetery
I usually don't do this (since this film is overly reviewed), but Kris Gilpin's take on House By The Cemetery is hilarious and I always like to hear a different perspective on the same film. From the...
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She's 19 and Ready aka Sunnyboy un Sugarbaby
(1979)Directed by Franz Josef Gottlieb Back in the 80s every Sunday's newspaper would have a TV schedule and in the back there would be a list of movies with brief summaries. My weekly ritual would be...
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Demons 3: The Ogre
THE OGRE (1988, aka “Demons III: The Ogre” or “The Ogre: Demons 3”, original title “La casa dell’orco”, “House of the Ogre”)Directed by Lamberto BavaScreenplay by Dardano SacchettiReviewed By Goat...
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Tiger On The Beat
Tiger On The Beat (Lo Foo chut gang) Directed By Lau Kar Leung (or Chia-Liang Liu) starring Chow Yun-Fat (1988).This one opens with a white-hot rockin theme song by Maria Cordero and I almost get the...
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Soul Vengeance
SOUL VENGEANCE (1975, aka WELCOME HOME BOTHER CHARLES, directed and written by Jamaa-Fanaka)Reviewed By Goat Scrote A movie about a killer cock should be far more entertaining than this, especially...
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Interview with Harry Medved by Kris Gilpin
The Harry Medved InterviewBy Kris A. GilpinOn Sunday, April 20 1980, I interviewed the younger author of The Golden Turkey Awards for a Canadian fanzine on bad film called Yecch! We spoke in New York's...
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A Blade In The Dark
A Blade In The Dark Directed By Lamberto Bava, Starring Michele Soavi (1983).After seeing House By The Cemetery did you want to tear your ears off with a claw hammer while suffering through the whiny,...
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Mardi Gras Massacre
MARDI GRAS MASSACREDirected by Jack Weis. Starring nobody who wants to admit to being in it. (1978)Review By Graham RaeMardi Gras Massacre. Zipadee doodah.Does the world really want or need another...
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Zombie 4: After Death
Zombie 4 After Death Directed By Claudio Fragasso, starring Jeff Stryker (1989)OK, It's been a long hiatus or breather away from yet another Zombie sequel, why you may ask? Because Zombie 4 was so...
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Murder-Rock
Murder-Rock Directed By Lucio Fulci Starring Olga Karlotos (1984).I've successfully avoided this Fulci attempt at ripping off Flashdance for over 20 years. I doubt it's any surprise that Murder rock...
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The Blind Beast
The Blind Beast (Moju) Directed By Yasuzo Masumura starring Eiji Funakoshi (1969).The benchmark gore film in Japanese cinema was Nobuo Nakagawa'sJigoku (or Sinners Of Hell) in 1960. Compared to that...
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Scream Bloody Murder
SCREAM BLOODY MURDER (1973, aka "Claw of Terror" aka "The Captive Female" aka "Matthew", directed by Marc B. Ray, screenplay by Larry Alexander and Marc B. Ray)Review By Goat Scrote If you thought...
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Bloody Wednesday
Bloody Wednesday Directed By Mark G. Gilhuis, starring Raymond Elmendorf (1987).The crawl in the very beginning talks about a supposed coffee shop massacre, but in reality it was a "Mcdonalds...
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Igor and the Lunatics
Igor and the lunatics Directed By W.J. Parolini, Starring a bunch of nobodies (1985).After trudging through the muck and slime of utter doldrums (e.i. Bloody Wednesday) I needed to take a break and...
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Vermilion Eyes
VERMILION EYESD: Nathan SchiffRun Time: 123 min.Distributed by: GOOD LUCK…Review By David AustinOne of these days, all of us will wake up to the bitter realization that the world in front of us is...
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Rituals
Rituals (The Creeper), Starring Hal Holbrook Directed By Peter Carter (1977).There's all kinds of mystery surrounding this title in the Deep Red catalog, but I confirmed with Greg Goodsell that this...
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Evil Come, Evil Go
Evil come Evil Go Directed By Walter Davis, Starring Cleo O'Hara (1972).There's nothing more lurid and entertaining as when the porn industry decides to delve into the horror circuit. Bob Chinn, the...
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Promotion Alert: Cool Ass Cinema Post
Hello Guts fans, as you may or may not know, I am a huge fan ofCool Ass Cinemaand Asian Cult Cinema in general. So when I was asked to contribute something I jumped face first into the concrete, or...
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Bewitched
Bewitched (Gu) Directed By Chih-Hung Kuei, Starring Ngaai Fei (1981). You won't find any nose twitching, bitches named Endora or any Darren's or Dick Sargents in this Shaw Bros flick. This is an eerie...
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The Sadist
The Sadist (Sweet Baby Charlie, Profile Of Terror) Directed By James Landis, Starring Arch Hall Jr. (1963). Literally four years after Charles Starkweather, "The rebel with out a brain" and his 13 year...
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