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Nekromantik 2
Nekromantik 2. Directed By Jorg Buttgereit, Starring Monika M. (1991).There are a couple of things I noticed first hand while watching this film after successfully avoiding it for years. It's downright...
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Return of the Evil Dead
Return of the Evil Dead (Attack of the Blind Dead, Mark of the Devil 5) Directed By Amando de Ossorio, starring The Blind Dead (1973).After suffering through Night of the Seagulls and Horror of the...
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GUTS FIELD REPORT: NASHVILLE MIDNIGHT MOVIE at The Belcourt: FRANKENHOOKER.
NASHVILLE FIELD REPORT BELCOURT THEATER: FrankenhookerDirected by Frank Henenlotter (1990). For this third fake journalist report deep in the heart of Trashville, I took my wife because this is one of...
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A Zed & Two Noughts
A Zed & Two Noughts Directed By Peter Greenaway, starring Frances Barber (1985).Reviewed By Kris GilpinAfter Peter Greenaway's first major film (The Draughtsman's Contract, shot on 16mm), his...
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Beach House
Beach House (Down the Shore) Directed By John A. Gallagher, starring Kate McNeil (1982).Paul Sharky Vandervoort alerted my attention to this schlock-ter-piece and he knows good trashy teen movies! So I...
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The Boogeyman
The Boogey Man. Directed by Ulli Lommel. Starring Suzanna Love. 1980Reviewed by Mike HaussI first saw this film many, many years ago, on VHS. It was on the fabled video company label Wizard Video and...
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Nomad Riders
Nomad Riders Directed By Frank Roach, starring a bunch of nobodies (1984).Frank Roach who made Frozen Terror, one of the shittiest video nasty flicks of all time directed this solid biker flick. You...
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James "Dr. Terror" Harris R.I.P.
This is an awkward depressing time right now, it seems as if all the nicest, most talented and genius artists are dying off and the world is being over taken by greed, ignorance and people who drink...
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A Virgin Among The Living Dead
A Virgin Among The Living Dead directed by Jess Franco, Starring Jess Franco (1973).In Florida, there was a convenient store that played a huge part in my journey from adolescence to manhood. It all...
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Macabre
Macabre (Macabro, Frozen Terror) Directed by Lamberto Bava (LamBava) starring Bernice Stegers, Stanko Molnar, Veronica Zinny, Roberto Posse, Ferdinando Orlandi (1980)-Reviewed by Richard Glenn...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: 976-EVIL
976-EVIL Directed By Robert Englund, starring Stephen Geoffreys (1988).Alright, here we go for the 2nd year in a row of this awesome celebration of all things Rhonda & Gottfried! For the beginning...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: LAND OF THE MINOTAUR AKA DEVIL'S MEN
Land of the Minotaur Directed by Kostas Karagiannis, Starring Donald Pleasance (1976).Anytime I see the Crown (Royal) International car decal logo I get nervous and feel like I need to be heavily...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: THINKIN' BIG
Thinkin’ Big (1986)Director: S.F. Brownrigg; Cast: Bruce Anderson, Nancy Buechler, Randy JandtReviewed By Mike "McBeardo" McPaddenEllo readers, Erok/ Crankenstein here with a short intro. Just like the...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: HOT MOVES
Hot Moves, Starring a bunch of horndogs, Directed By Jim Sotos (1985).Straight from the VHS collection of Paul "Sharkey" Vandervort and stressfully presented in squiggly Dr. Katz style on a low grade...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT: DEATHROW GAMESHOW
Deathrow Gameshow (1987) Directed By Mark Pirro, John McCafferty.Reviewed by Michael HaussI had seen this flick back in my mullet adorned days and enjoyed the hell out of it… Then again, I was a pimply...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama (1988)Dir. David DeCoteauReviewed By Goat Scrote The pastel opening titles and upbeat synth-rock let you know that you are entering a time vortex back to...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT: Under the Rainbow
-Reviewed by Skunkape-Crooning, preferably in a Gilbert Gottfried voice : "Somewhere, under the rainbow." That's right I said under! Directed by Steve Rash 1981This film is a so called comedy about...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK BONUS POST: Pandemonium
Pandemonium Directed By Alfred Sole, Starring Carol Kane (1982).This was actually a Commander USA Groovie Movie pick according to the Youtube video I watched it on but it still counts in my book! The...
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Crocodile aka Chorakhe 1979
-Reviewed by Skunkape-Directed by Sompote Sands (1979)Why yes, another Jaws rip off. Shot cheap in Thailand and partly produced by the infamous Dick Randall, this giant reptile replaces the shark with...
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ROBOTRIX: THE REBOOT
ROBOTRIX (Nu ji xie ren) Directed by Jamie Luk, Starring Aoyama Chikako (1991).When I wrote the review for this robotic jiggle-fest, I saw it on a scrambled looking dupe even back in 2012 (when things...
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