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TOG NEEDS WRITERS
Over the years we've had many writers go through the revolving door here at the Theater of Guts compound/ satanic temple, rumpus room and lounge but they've all moved onto other things or maybe they...
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Chained Heat
Chained Heat Directed by Paul Nicholas, Starring Linda Blair (1983).There’s been a serious lack of Linda Blair or John Vernon films on TOG, which has been around for over 5 years!I dunno why I waited...
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Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer
Joe Coleman's poster that appeared in The Horror Handbook.Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer. Starring Michael Rooker, Directed By John McNaughton (1986).Even though I love this film, I’ve avoided it...
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The Forest
The Forest. Directed by Don Jones. Starring Gary Kent.Review By Mike HaussFor this film being one of the worst films ever made, it’s actually not too laborious to sit through! I was shocked at how...
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Mountain of the Cannibal God
Mountain of the Cannibal God (Prisoner of the Cannibal God, Slave of the Cannibal God) Starring Stacy Keach, Directed By Sergio Martino (1978).So let me tell you a little story about when I worked at...
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House of the Living Dead
House of the Living Dead, Starring Mark Burns Directed By Ray Austin (1974).The triple bill ghoul also appeared on the cover of Liquid Cheese #28.This film is like an endurance test of excruciating...
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DEEP RED CATALOG LIST
Toe Tag Joe tape that William Wilson of Videojunkies alerted me to.This is just a promo post for those not on all the social media brain tendrils bullshit circuit (aka smart people). I added...
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Dr. Gore
The Body Shop/ a.k.a. Doctor Gore. Written, Produced and Directed by J. G. Patterson.Reviewed By Herbert Strock.(Crank here, so we did it, we sent the call out for new writers and one person sent in a...
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Mondo Cane 2 (AKA Mondo Pazzo)
Mondo PazzoDirectors: Gualtiero Jacopetti, Franco ProsperiReviewed By Machine Gun KristinMy first impression of "Mondo Pazzo" came from a trailer tacked onto an episode of USA network's, "Reel Wild...
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Angel
Angel. Directed by Robert Vince O’Neill, starring Donna Wilkes (1984).Image Entertainment/ New World pictures put out an amazing DVD that includes all Angel films in the series on one disc for a small...
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Dragons Forever (1988)
DRAGONS FOREVER (1988, dir. Sammo Ma-Bo Hung, Corey Yuen.)Review by Goat Scrote I was excited to see a Jackie Chan/Sammo Hung/Biao Yuen collaboration on the list of Deep Red movies. My expectations...
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Black Mask
Black Mask Starring Jett Li, Directed by Daniel Lee (1996). After compiling the list on Letterboxd.com, I noticed that we've neglected hordes of titles in the DR catalog, especially the Hong Kong...
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Heavy Metal Picnic
Heavy Metal Picnic Directed by Jeff Krulik (2010).First came the sexual revolution then the drug, now this is the first I've ever heard of the psychotic revolution--who shall lead them? Billy Gordon...
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Kung Fu Cult Master (1993)
KUNG FU CULT MASTER (1993)(aka “Lord of the Wu Tang”, aka “Kung Fu Master”, aka “Evil Cult USA”, aka “The Evil Cult”)Dir. Wong JingNo title translation? That's racist.Review by Goat Scrote “Kung Fu...
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Deadly Dogs vol. 4
DEADLY DOGS 4By Goat ScroteAtomic DogIn this installment, misunderstood mutant dogs...... trained killer Nazi dogs...The Boys From Brazil...and experimental Army dogs off their leash.Dogs of HellThe...
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Steve Fenton Reviews: We're Going to Eat You.
WE’RE GOING TO EAT YOU (地獄無門 / Di yu wu men, a.k.a. HELL HAS NO GATES or NO DOOR TO HELL) Hong Kong, 1980. D: Tsui Hark Reviewed by Steve Fenton (Crank here with a short intro: I reviewed this film 5...
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Man From Deep River
MAN FROM DEEP RIVER Directed By Umberto Lenzi, Starring Ivan Rassimov. (1972).The last time I saw this flick, which is one of the goofiest trailers on the Mad Ron’s Prevues tape, was back in the 90's...
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KRIS GILPIN IMHO DEPT. "Buchanan's Bergmanesque Berries!"
"Buchanan's Bergmanesque Berries!"Reviewed By Kris Gilpin.When I was lucky enough to get to talk with the late, great cheesemeister Larry ("Zontar, the Thing from Venus") Buchanan he told me, "And once...
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Winterbeast (1992)
Winterbeast (1992)Review by Goat Scrote This movie is a reality-melting batshit insane piece of outsider art, and I love it. Imagine if "Hausu" and "Equinox" had a funny-looking little kid who was...
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Guinea Pig (1985)
Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment (1985, dir. Satoru Ogura)This "Guinea Pig" series reboot is a great idea!Review by Goat Scrote Yes, this is the first one in the series that got Chas Balun in all...
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