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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Hot Chili
Every May Crank takes a break from churning out the Deep Red inspired gore reviews and lets in the sleaze, boobs and basic cable shenanigans run wild for one glorious week only. At first I dreaded it,...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Stitches
STITCHES directed by Alan Smithee.Here it is May again, time to re watch The Wicker Man and participate in the sacrificial ritual of USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK. The gift that keeps on giving, it’s a...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Fatal Exposure
"Fatal Exposure" aka "Mangled Alive" (1989)Director: Peter B. GoodWriter: Christopher PainterStars: Blake Bahner, Ena Henderson, Dan SchmaleReview by: "Machine Gun" KristinI’ve probably seen “Fatal...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT: Beach Balls
-Reviewed by Skunkape-Directed by Joe Ritter 1988 Rhonda's Introduction...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Day Of The Dead
Day Of The Dead Directed by George Romero, Starring Howard Sherman (1985).This is a review that might alienate all of my friends, readers and family members, accept Skunkape who I know shares the same...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Eat And Run
"Eat And Run"(1986)Director: Christopher Hart Writer: Stan Hart, Christopher HartStars: Ron Silver, Sharon Sharth, Pat RyanReview by: "Machine Gun" Kristin"Eat And Run" seems like a somewhat larger...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Night Patrol
Night Patrol (the Unknown Comic movie) Directed By Jackie Kong, Starring Linda Blair. (1984).You know Murray Langston, the famous unknown comic with the paper bag over his head, this is his big movie....
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USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell!
"A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell"(1990)Director: Brett Piper Writer: Brett PiperStars: Paul Guzzi, Linda Corwin, Alex PirnieReview by: "Machine Gun" KristinSo far, "A Nymphoid Barbarian In...
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USA UP ALL NIGHT LEFT OVE: FOREVER EVIL
Forever Evil. Directed by Roger Evans (1987).Review By Mike HaussWhat a not wildly fresh premise this film had. A group of friends go to a cabin in the woods for a weekend to celebrate their last...
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Savage Weekend
Savage Weekend Directed By David Paulsen, Starring William Sanderson (1979).Forget 30° of Kevin Bacon, this trivia question waiting to happen is something on the nerd level of what scuzzy 70’s flick...
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Tiger Cage
Tiger Cage Directed By Yuen Wo-Ping, Starring Donny Yen (1988).I’ve been sitting on this review for awhile, like Horton that dedicated pachyderm you may have read about in a Dr. Seuss book. At first I...
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Hunchback of the Morgue
HUNCHBACK OF THE MORGUE Directed By Javier Aguirre, Starring Paul Naschy (1973).Reviewed By Troy Guinn. Don’t be fooled by the impossibly catchy “oompah” German polka theme that plays...
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Beyond The Door
Beyond The Door (Who Are You?, Chi Sei?, Devil With Her), Directed By Ovidio G. Assonitus (1974).I’ve attempted to watch this Ovid Assonitus schlock fest repeatedly ever since I’ve seen the trailer on...
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SplatterFarm
Splatter Farm Directed by The Polonia Bros, (1987).There are some shitty-os (shitty movies shot on video) that have come down the pike that defy rationality and description, but Splatter Farm is a...
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The Entity
The Entity Directed by Sidney J. Fury, Starring Barbara Hershey (1982).This movie from 82 has aged well in the era of the #metoo movement. Think about it, a ghost or demon with the power to sexually...
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Losin' It
Losin' It! Directed By Curtis Hanson, starring a bunch of 80's dudes (1983). After a long assed hiatus, It’s back to the salt mine or grindstone. Basically, it’s back to bitching about shit online in...
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Deep Red Deluxe
Deep Red Deluxe compiled by Chas Balun (1991).Just like the famed Skunkape trailer for Contamination that I’m about to paraphrase goes “You’ve seen Son of Deep Red Deluxe and you’ve seen Bride of Deep...
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Back in the early Aughts, aka the good ole days before the public needed a restored version of Cathy's Curse! I mean, god damn! Why? who wanted that besides Kindertrauma? I waxed nostalgic-like about a...
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RECORD REVIEW: ISLANDROCKS-COVERING HORRORS FROM THE PAST
Skunkape and I have been a fan of Islandrocks aka Mr. Thomas Nylom for a long time going back to when Youtube was thee place to find undiscovered talent. It was still a trash heap of ungodly, moronic...
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Update. 2020- THE APOCALYPSE or Quarantine brought to by Q-anon and the Dale...
It's been a long long long long while since I've written a movie review. I've always feared this nightmare we're all trapped in right now. I listened to that Scorps Winds of Change Podcast and now I'm...
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