JOIN THE ORDER OF GREEN BLOOD: Mad Ron and his Prevues From Hell
(Mad Ron comic by Erok Hell zoom in for clarity)“It’s no good, but it’s the first of its kind” – H.G. Lewis on Blood Feast By Rob Fletcher(Erok here. Rob is...
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Hey TOG readers I’m back after a long-needed sabbatical from the Interwebs. Well---- at least a break from performing as Lester Bangs, Rex Reed or Janet Maslin in the guise of a snarky film critic...
View ArticleHERE’S BLOOD IN YER EYE: CHAS BALUN. 1948-2009
As many of you folks know by now, I spent my formative teen years growing up in a Midwest landlock. Living in the 80’s. Overweight, misunderstood and glued to a TV, long before the home stereo ever...
View ArticleVampyres (1974)
Vampyres Directed by José Ramón Larraz (1974)I believed before that I’d seen this film but probably confused it for a Jean Rollin/ Jess Franco joint.But no, it’s the groovy cryptic bloodthirsty...
View ArticleMurder Clinic (1966)
Murder Clinic Dir by Elio Scardamaglia/ Lionello De Felice (1966). This film is a part of the infamous triple bill “Orgy of the living dead” I mean just look at that snazzy poster! The film I’m...
View ArticleVampire Hunter D
Vampire Hunter D. Directed by Toyoo Ashida (1985). Yoshitaka Amano illustrated the novels since 1983 also worked on some of my absolute favorites like Gatchaman (Kagaku ninja tai Gatchaman,1972-74) and...
View ArticleBlack Candles
Black Candles (Hot Fantasies, Sexual Rites of The Devil) (1981).Directed by Joseph Braunstein/ Jose Larraz After I saw Vampyres (1974) I knew I had to watch more from this Spanish maestro. It starts...
View ArticleVicious! (aka To Make A Killing)
Vicious! (To Make A Killing) Directed by Karl Zwicky 1988. Here’s a fucked up Australian movie that melts the competition like a blowtorch to the crotch! Damon, played by Tamblyn Lord is an adolescent...
View ArticleMagic Crystal
Magic Crystal (1986) Directed by Jing Wong. Ever since I got my Skunkape TV, reviewing movies has been so much more Instamatic. Tonight, we’re venturing to Hong Kong (Jing Wong’s depraved and...
View ArticleMoonchild (El nino de la luna)
Moonchild (El nino del la luna) Dir by Agustí Villaronga 1989. How much eerie whispering and hocus pocus can you cram into a single introduction as if you’re in a nonsensical competition with The...
View ArticleUSA UP ALL NIGHT RETURNS 2023! Reform School Girls.
This week is all about that jolt of freaky fondness your brain waves crave like so much dopamine when we bring back the RETURN OF USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK! So, for those who have no idea about this...
View ArticleUSA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK- She Wolves of the Wasteland/ Phoenix The Warrior
She wolves of the Wasteland - 1988 Directed by Robert HayesReviewed by Mark J. The movie starts with these Cool Mad Max dune buggies cruising around Death Valley, or is it Chatsworth? Welcome to a...
View ArticleUSA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK- Mugsy's Girls/ Delta Pi
Mugsy’s girls/Delta Pi (1984). I’ve dreaded this day only because this movie kept gnawing at me incessantly and then I discovered it was on UP ALL NIGHT and I knew I had to watch it. It’s not too...
View ArticleUSA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Dialing for Dingbats
-Reviewed by Skunkape-Dialing for Dingbats (1989) is a Troma comedy written and directed by Peter Slodczyk. This is Mr. Slodczyk's only film and I for one am glad! When we first see the iconic Troma...
View ArticleUSA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Party Camp
PARTY CAMP Directed by Gary Graver (1987).Reviewed By Machine "Gun" KristinHave an hour and a half to kill? Then look further because “Party Camp” ain’t it. This tepid, scattered piece of 80s trash is...
View ArticleUSA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: ONCE BITTEN
Once Bitten directed by Howard Storm 1985 Reviewed by Goat Scrote Today we delve into something truly disturbing: A 1980s vampire sex comedy starring Lauren Hutton, Cleavon Little, and a rubber-faced...
View ArticleUSA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Night Life review by Richard Glenn Schmidt
Night Life by Richard Glenn SchmidtThanks Richard for contributing with this review, make sure you check out his website and read all of his books and reviews. Link hereArchie Melville, played by...
View ArticleThe Legendary Stardust Brothers
Legend of the Stardust brothers (星くず兄弟の伝説, Hoshikuzu kyôdai no densetsu) When my best pal Goat Scrote, who is a Mosquito the Rapist merit badge winning champ and I saw this film together, we knew...
View ArticleBlood Sisters
Blood Sisters (1987). Directed by Roberta FindlayEllo Kiddies, It’s EROK/CRANKENSTEIN (in the most atrociously Crypt Keeper-esque as I can muster) I’m back at it again. I hit the pause button and just...
View ArticleWicked City (1992)
Wicked City. Directed by Peter Mak Tai-Kit (1992). This is the live action version of the anime from the 87. It starts off at warp speed and just gets more into Yokai Monster territory as it blurrrrs...
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