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Aladdin
Aladdin (SuperFantagenio) Directed By Bruno Corbucci, starring Bud Spencer (1986). When I first moved to Florida, my dad rented this Italian kiddie flick (I was 11 and my father looks like Bud Spencer,...
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Gator Bait 2: Cajun Justice
Gatorbait 2: Cajun Justice, starring Jan Mackenzie, directed By Ferd and Beverley Sebastian (1988).From The IMHO Dept. of Kris GilpinSomehow released on Paramount Home Video (in the States at least),...
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Unhinged
Unhinged Directed By Don Gronquist starring Janet Penner (1982).This film is another example of how many terrible film makers were raking in barrels of cash, based solely on "being banned in the UK"...
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Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS
Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS Directed By Don Edmunds, Starring Dyanne Thorne (1975).There are a handful of Nazi films in the DR catalog and after the rising popularity (according to the stats on the blog)...
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THE EXQUISITE CADAVER (1969)
a.k.a. LAS CRUELESDirected by Vicente ArandaReview by Chris PoggialiA beautiful young woman emerges from a corn field.As a train approaches......she rests her head on the railroad track......and with...
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Mosquito
MOSQUITO (1995, directed by Gary Jones, written by Tom Chaney, Steve Hodge, and Gary Jones)Review by Goat ScroteDon’t worry, giant mosquitos aren’t going to kill you. You are in absolutely no danger of...
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Night Of The Strangler
Night Of The Strangler Directed By Joy N. Houck (1972). Starring Some guy from a Beatles rip off band!Sometime awhile back I accidentally fell in love with director Joy N. Houck, I mean can you blame...
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Cut-Throats Nine (1972)
You might want to get that looked at...Cut-Throats Nine Review By Chris Bennett of Cannibal Reviews.They don't make'em like that anymore, that's for sure. Released in 1972 and directed by Joaquin...
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Mandingo Manhunter
EL CANNIBAL (Devil Hunter, Mandingo Manhunter) Directed by Jess Franco Starring Al Cliver (1980).If I can get through a Franco flick, it must be good, because most of his work I find as enjoyable as...
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Grizzly
GRIZZLY (1976, dir. William Girdler)Review By Goat Scrote My crazy love for killer animal movies is on par with my irrational passions for evil-Santa-Claus films and stop-motion...
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Demons 5
LA MASCHERA DEL DEMONIO (1989)Directed by Lamberto Bava.Screenplay by Massimo De Rita and Giorgio Stegani.Review By Goat ScroteAccording to the marketing, this movie is “Demons 5: The Devil’s Veil”....
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Hollywood High
Hollywood High Directed by Patrick M. Wright, starring Kevin Mead (1976).Imagine you found a time machine and instead of doing something valuable like going back and shooting George Bush's mother in...
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Plankton
Plankton (Creatures From The Abyss) Directed By Massimiliano Cerchi (or Al Passeri) Starring Sharon Twomey (1994).There have been many films with an Italian crew and actors masquerading as "Americans"...
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Love Me Deadly
Love Me Deadly (Secrets Of The Death Room) Directed By Jacques Lacerte, starring Mary Charlotte Wilcox (1973).An Ann Coulter looking scraggly blonde, has an unhealthy compulsion to shack up with...
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Cry Of A Prostitute
Cry Of A Prostitute (Quelli che contano) Directed By Andrea Bianchi, starring Henry Silva (1974).Besides Tomas Millian in The Rat, Cynic and The Fist and Rabid Dogs, we've completely neglected to...
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Interview with Tom Skulan of Fantaco Enterprises
Tom Skulan 1982 (photo c/o of Roger Green)Cranky here, No longer mentioning that I skinned the corpse of a certain 60 Minutes celebrity (his undead army of lawyers, shut me up)! TOG sat down with...
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Requiem For A Vampire
Requiem For A Vampire (Caged Virgins) Directed By Jean Rollin, Starring Marie-Pierre Castel (1971).The perfect way to start off your French vampire movie is with a clown shoot out car chase, but of...
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Review: RATMAN (1988)
Ratman, Directed By Giuliano Carnimeo (or Anthony Ascot), Starring David Warbeck (1988).Review By Webberly RattenkraftFor obvious reasons, I find myself irresistibly drawn to any movie that sounds like...
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School Of The Holy Beast
School Of The Holy Beast (Seiju gakuen, Convent Of The Sacred Beast) Directed By Noribumi Suzuki, starring Yumi Takagawa. (1974)Director Noribumi (or sometimes Norifumi) comes off like a Japanese Bill...
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Erotic Ghost Story
Erotic Ghost Story (Liao zhai yan tan) Directed by Lam Ngai Kai (or Ngai Choi Lam), starring Amy Yip (1987).This is the 4th film that we've tackled by this prolific film maker (along with Her...
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